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T_Hell, 39 - 31 октября 2008 12:47
EVERYBODY KNOWS, SHIT HAPPENS...
Taoism - "if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
Hinduism - "this shit happened before"
Confucianism - "Confucious say 'shit happens'"
Buddhism - "shit will happen to you again"
Zen - "what is the sound of shit happening?"
Islam - "if shit happens, it is the will of Allah"
Sikhism - "leave our shit alone"
Jehova's Witness - "knock, knock, shit happens"
Atheism - "I don't believe this shit"
Agnosticism - "can you prove that shit happens?"
Catholicism - "if shit happens, you deserve it"
Protestantism - "shit happens, amen to that"
Judaism - "why does shit always happens to us?"
Orthodox Judaism - "so shit happens, already"
Televangelism - "send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism - "let's smoke this shit"
Hare Krishna - "shit happens, rama, rama"
Nation of Islam - "don't take no shit"
New Age - "visualise shit happening"
Shintoism - "you inherit the shit of your ancestors"
Hedonism - "I love it when shit happens
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Taoism - "if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
Hinduism - "this shit happened before"
Confucianism - "Confucious say 'shit happens'"
Buddhism - "shit will happen to you again"
Zen - "what is the sound of shit happening?"
Islam - "if shit happens, it is the will of Allah"
Sikhism - "leave our shit alone"
Jehova's Witness - "knock, knock, shit happens"
Atheism - "I don't believe this shit"
Agnosticism - "can you prove that shit happens?"
Catholicism - "if shit happens, you deserve it"
Protestantism - "shit happens, amen to that"
Judaism - "why does shit always happens to us?"
Orthodox Judaism - "so shit happens, already"
Televangelism - "send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism - "let's smoke this shit"
Hare Krishna - "shit happens, rama, rama"
Nation of Islam - "don't take no shit"
New Age - "visualise shit happening"
Shintoism - "you inherit the shit of your ancestors"
Hedonism - "I love it when shit happens
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Americanism - "who give's a shit?"
Statistician - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
Hip-Hop - "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
Tantrism - "fuck this shit"
Cynism - "we are full of shit"
Surrealism - "fish happens"
And last but not least, my favourite ...
Politically Correct - "internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
Statistician - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
Hip-Hop - "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
Tantrism - "fuck this shit"
Cynism - "we are full of shit"
Surrealism - "fish happens"
And last but not least, my favourite ...
Politically Correct - "internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
Suicidal - "I've had enough of this shit"
Optimism - "shit wont happen to me"
Trekism - "to bodly shit, where no man has shit before"
Shakesspearan - "to shit or not to shit, that is the question"
Descartes - "I shit, therefore I am"
Freud - "shit is a phallic symbol"
Lawyers - "for enough money, I can get you out of shit"
Acupuncturist - "hold still or this will hurt like shit"
Dog - "I just shit in your shoe"
Cat - "dogs are shit"
Mouse - "oh shit, a cat"
Einstein - "shit is relativ"
Family Gathering - "relatives are shit"
Materialism - "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
Vegetarianism - "if it happens to shit, don't eat it"
Fatalism - "oh shit, it's going to happen"
Environmentalism - "shit is biodegradable"
Optimism - "shit wont happen to me"
Trekism - "to bodly shit, where no man has shit before"
Shakesspearan - "to shit or not to shit, that is the question"
Descartes - "I shit, therefore I am"
Freud - "shit is a phallic symbol"
Lawyers - "for enough money, I can get you out of shit"
Acupuncturist - "hold still or this will hurt like shit"
Dog - "I just shit in your shoe"
Cat - "dogs are shit"
Mouse - "oh shit, a cat"
Einstein - "shit is relativ"
Family Gathering - "relatives are shit"
Materialism - "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
Vegetarianism - "if it happens to shit, don't eat it"
Fatalism - "oh shit, it's going to happen"
Environmentalism - "shit is biodegradable"
Satanism - "sneppah tihs"
Capitalism - "this is MY shit"
Feminism - "men are shit"
Existentialism - "what is shit anyway?"
Scientology - "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
Mormonism - "excrement happens" ( don't say shit )
Baptism - "we'll wash the shit right off you"
Mysticism - "this is really weird shit"
Voodoo - "shit doesn't just happen, we made it happen"
Wicca - "you can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times"
Disneyism - "bad shit doesn't happen here"
Communism - "let's share the shit"
Marxism - "you have nothing to lose but your shit"
Conspiracy Theorism - "THEY shit on us"
Psycho-Analysis - "tell me about your shit"
Darwinism - "survival of the shittiest"
Amish - "modern shit is useless"
Capitalism - "this is MY shit"
Feminism - "men are shit"
Existentialism - "what is shit anyway?"
Scientology - "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
Mormonism - "excrement happens" ( don't say shit )
Baptism - "we'll wash the shit right off you"
Mysticism - "this is really weird shit"
Voodoo - "shit doesn't just happen, we made it happen"
Wicca - "you can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times"
Disneyism - "bad shit doesn't happen here"
Communism - "let's share the shit"
Marxism - "you have nothing to lose but your shit"
Conspiracy Theorism - "THEY shit on us"
Psycho-Analysis - "tell me about your shit"
Darwinism - "survival of the shittiest"
Amish - "modern shit is useless"
